Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
political president ems
We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
political
They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
mind looks statistics
Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.
government records awful
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
lying age bragging
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
thinking youth algebra
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
leaks funny-age funny-aging
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
getting-older hills over-the-hill
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
golf men long-ago
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
thinking law-students honest
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
school ems use
One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
winning groups best-things
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
acceptance keeping-promises greed
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
party political different
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.