Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
horse equestrian riding
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.
thinking america odd
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
horse men animal
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
business gossip long
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
funny hilarious women
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
men people political
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
dog bones bigger
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
being-different way serious
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
advertising advertisement-negative products
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
money years government
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
college race years
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
greatness humans greater
It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
funny humor two
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
moving men reason-why
A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any, but doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't have some.