Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

funny humor people

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

funny sarcastic humorous

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

funny couple mistake

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

amnesia

I had amnesia once or twice.

hands watches thirds

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

hockey men goalies

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

funny clever smart

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

funny zero humor

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

names mets supermarkets

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.

pawns pawn-shops chess

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

dog my-dog walks

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

funny humor shadow

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

hawaii highways interstate

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

killing eternity time-to-kill

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?