Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
phones long calendars
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know . . . my calendar has no sevens on it."
money fax-machines i-can
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
money party italian
A fool and his money are soon partying.
time watches spares
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
voice dull said
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
statistics spots made
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
hitchhiking thanks said
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
yesterday car missing
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing...
mcdonalds ideas expansion
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
pawns pawn-shops chess
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
fuzzy doe logic
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
yesterday eyeglasses prescriptions
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
branches twigs spit
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
lasts week bicycle
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.