Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
god witty humorous
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
lucky way losing
If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.
food terrible portions
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
funny humor intelligent
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
witty humorous heart
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
genius fields six
I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
witty humorous brain
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
life laughter hipster
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
funny humor parent
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
witty atheist philosophy
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
sarcastic horse sadism
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
thinking years get-better
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.
years careers able
I can make films. And some of them come out good, and some of them come out better, and some of them come out worse. But I've been very lucky over the years to be able to sustain the length of career that I've had.
thinking style kind
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.