Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
long able actors
As I got more confident, I was able to let actors improvise, and do long takes. It's 10%, 5% you learn and experience. The rest you just have or you don't have.
funny girl crazy
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
inspirational funny cheating
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
funny running humor
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
firsts opinion respectful
When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.
brother symphony giving
Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.
life graduation home
It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
witty humorous books-and-movies
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
good-luck way lucky
I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way.
funny life errors
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paris cities way
Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.
fun sleep people
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
death depressing funny-life
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
death witty humorous
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.