Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
thinking artist people
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
funny cutting thinking
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
funny life death
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
fun writing years
I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.
funny life art
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
honesty humanity dieting
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
inspirational motivational positive
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
people news want
People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.
winning depth sensuality
You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
inspirational inspiring hope
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
funny humor science
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
dance writing world
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
sunday player tennis
I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.
funny war book
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.