Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
fun party gay
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
ideas starting-over leaving
I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
black chicks
Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
baby ideas decision
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
thinking people fake
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
viagra
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
drama school ideas
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
mom regret stupid
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
dream rifles time-travel
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
children children-love whole
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
gay men bunch
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
girl mean white
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
gay guy good-man
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.
body opinion
Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.