Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
house neighbor props
I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
law doubt gray-area
There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
unconscious ifs
She can't say no if she's unconscious.
global-warming killing mankind
If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
focus agree i-can
I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
waiting dollars billions
If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
intelligent feet design
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?
alright
Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
nike our-world needs
Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
voice actors blame
I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
wise children mean
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.
giving care
I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever
running play done
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.
serial-killer actors killers
If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.