Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
spots parking-spots parking
Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
generations modern mines
I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
lessons apes planets
Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
yellow blue faces
If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
daughter children cutting
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when I kidnapped Bill Lawrence's daughter, I cut off all of her fingers before sending my demands so that I wouldn't have to sit there and wait for him to ignore them. We worked things about about nine hours in, which is good because I ate her thumb as a midnight snack.
unconscious ifs
She can't say no if she's unconscious.
global-warming killing mankind
If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
population population-control
Hitler was about population control.
toilets toilet-seat cold
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
moving noble fiction
Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
father garden two
People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.
father men bars
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.
development dynamics appearance
Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
why-not heard lama
I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?