Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
Zacharius Knight "Zach" Galifianakis is an American actor, writer and stand-up comedian. Galifianakis came to prominence with his Comedy Central Presents special in 2001 and presented his own show called Late World with Zach on VH1 the following year. He has also starred in films, such as The Hangover trilogy, Due Date, The Campaign, Birdmanand had a voice role in the animated film Puss in Boots...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth1 October 1969
CityWilkesboro, NC
CountryUnited States of America
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
If you see something, say something.
You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.