Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gaboris a Hungarian-American actress and socialite...
NationalityHungarian
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth6 February 1917
CityBudapest, Hungary
sexy funny-sex anti-valentines-day
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
thank-you valentines-day funny-love
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
clever house divorced
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
love eye men
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
funny life marriage
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
funny lost-love women
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
funny life witty
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
memorable thinking names
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
marriage sex married
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
dog animal men
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
return enough hated
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
intellectual type knows
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
funny marriage wedding
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
faces your-face
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.