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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic party sarcasm
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
sarcastic teeth useless
Useless as a pulled tooth. Mary Roberts Rinehart
sarcastic brother art
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm. Nick Moran
sarcastic happened
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
sarcastic dream play
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Natasha Leggero
sarcastic character stories
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage. Mitchell Hurwitz
sarcastic pigs faces
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. Margot Asquith
sarcastic hitting belts
He could never see a belt without hitting below it.
air
I went into the Air Corps from 1943 through 1945. Bobby Thomson
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Corporate air is my business. Danbury Airport's problems have been featured in every aviation publication for months. This airport has gotten terrible press ever since the drunken pilot. What this airport needs is money for gates and fences. Drew Brown
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We do as much harm holding onto programs and people past their natural life span as we do when we employ massive organizational air strikes. However, destroying comes at the end of life's cycle, not as a first response. Margaret J. Wheatley
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What we know about Cleopatra's looks is based purely on her coin portraits. Engraving was imperfect, and that when you are a ruler and you ask for a coin to be engraved with your likeness on it, you are probably trying to project a certain air of authority. Stacy Schiff
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C-17s should be ready to go at various military bases around the world packed with water, food, medical supplies, sleeping bags and tents, all prepared to be air dropped in alongside soldiers and doctors to begin relief efforts. Steven Van Zandt
air behind current gadget gets love open social technology twitter upgrade
I'm not a gadget freak, so to say. I own an iPhone, which I love, and would sorely love to upgrade to MacBook Air from my current MacBook Pro. But what gets me going is the technology behind the gadgets, new websites, new apps. And I'm way too much into social media - FB, Twitter and Instagram are always open on my phone. Shreya Ghoshal
air miles
This thing has many more miles in the air than on the ground. Fred Kanter
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We think the basic infrastructure in the country is going to be in very good shape, banking, finance, telecommunications, electric power, air and rail transportation.
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We are very pleased with the GAO ruling. We are eager to begin work and continue to build and expand on our long-standing relationship with the Air Force.