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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
ideas people important
In many ways ideas are more important than people - they are much more permanent. Charles Kettering
ideas common-sense reform
A balanced program for tax reform based upon the common sense idea of lowering taxes out of surplus revenues. Andrew Mellon
ideas facts proof
A fact in itself is nothing. It is valuable only for the idea attached to it, or for the proof which it furnishes. Claude Bernard
ideas people life-is
I feel like my life is something purposeful. Many people have told me that after they listen to my talk, some point which I made, they got certain ideas and their whole life is changed. They are happier. Dalai Lama
ideas creating justice
While people are often content to criticize and blame others for what goes wrong, surely we should at least attempt to put forward constructive ideas. One thing is for certain: given human beings' love of truth, justice, peace, and freedom, creating a better, more compassionate world is a genuine possibility. The potential is there.
ideas progress get-better
With capitalism and prosperity came something new: the idea of progress. This is the notion that things are getting better and will continue to get better in the future. Dinesh D'Souza
ideas mind ambitious
Bill and Hillary Clinton have one central idea in their uncluttered, ambitious minds: Hillary in 2008. Let Bush get re-elected, use the '04 primaries and general election to clean out the underbrush of competing Democratic candidates, and proceed unimpeded to the '08 nomination. Dick Morris
ideas revelations grew
I grew up with a lot of Muslim friends, and the whole idea of revelation has been a lifelong interest of mine. Deepak Chopra
ideas america research
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. Debbi Fields
two feet west
Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east... Aldous Huxley
two challenges majority
The two major challenges for the 21st century are to improve the economic situation of the majority and save as much of the planet as we can. E. O. Wilson
two doubt progress
No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, Deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— Almost, at times, the Fool. T. S. Eliot
two creative minorities
Jews and homosexuals are the outstanding creative minorities in contemporary urban culture. Creative, that is, in the truest sense: they are creators of sensibilities. The two pioneering forces of modern sensibility are Jewish moral seriousness and homosexual aestheticism and irony. Susan Sontag
two people female
The young-old polarization and the male-female polarization are perhaps the two leading stereotypes that imprison people.
two atheism establishment
But every state, says an inquisitor, has established some religion. No two, say I, have established the same. Is this a proof of the infallibility of establishments? Thomas Jefferson
two use
Never use two words when one will do.
two next albums
I plan to do my next two albums with Lady Gaga . She is quite a talent. Tony Bennett
two differences people
Even if people just change two or three things that they are able to sustain over time, it makes quite a difference eventually. Tom Rath