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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
important world cups
The important thing for me was that the World Cup should travel round the world. Sepp Blatter
important felt
I've never felt like I had anything important to say. Noel Gallagher
important way labels
The potential success that could come with signing with a major label didn't quite outweigh how important it was for me to make my music the way I knew it needed to be made. Kina Grannis
important lasts last-time
When was the last time anyone ever told you how important you are? Maya Angelou
important righteous
It's more important to be righteous than to be right. Lauryn Hill
important should treated
Speaking out is important for me because everyone should be treated equally. Lance Bass
important losing
When everyone else is losing their heads, it is important to keep yours. Marie Antoinette
important made my-own
My own sense of family, where I came from and what I made for myself is an important part of my life. Nora Roberts
important victim deals
We're all victims of what life deals out. It's how we handle it that's important.