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funny humor thinking
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' Adam Ferrara
funny humor thinking
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'
funny stupid humor
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'
funny dad humor
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid. Adam Carolla
funny humor tuning
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
stupid airplane doctors
I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding. Rush Limbaugh
stupid wife sound
She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.
stupid wish hateful
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.
stupid deceit assuming
I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.
stupid ocean water
The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.
stupid thinking people
How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?
stupid rights views
Given the National Organization for Women's membership and proclivities, it's no wonder that people now view the NOW gang as being obsessed with only two issues: abortion rights and lesbian rights.
stupid exercise simple
A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren't necessary. Nothing matter but me, says the feminazi; the is an unviable tissue mass. Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.
stupid dialect pedants
A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort. Thomas Carlyle
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett