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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
peace war rome
A bad peace is even worse than war. Tacitus
peace shining together
Let love shine and we will find a way to come together. Madonna Ciccone
peace prove road senator taking
Senator Clinton, taking the peace road would not prove you are weak, Cindy Sheehan
peace shampoo until
If I'm going to be staying up until 3 A.M., it should be for world peace and not shampoo sales. Mona Sutphen
peace war women
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. Hannah Arendt
peace war writing
To hold a pen is to be at war. Voltaire
peace wish
Peace is not something you wish for; It's something you make, Something you do, Something you are, And something you give away. Robert Fulghum
peace war humanity
The belief that we some day shall be able to prevent war is to me one with the belief in the possibility of making humanity really human. Ellen Key
peace
I want to show you peace is peace and everything will go well. Rebecca Garang
military people
We buy products for our military and they come in at costs that are so far above what they were supposed to be, because we don't have people that know what they're doing. Donald Trump
military school army
I went to school on a military base in Germany. I got a lot of my clothes at the army surplus store. Debby Ryan
military pride gay
No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq. Dick Morris
military nice guy
To survive in a lot of male-dominated situations - the police, the military, what have you - you put on a bit of the crass, blowhard thing, because you just can't survive being the nice guy in those environments. Dean Norris
military jet-engines design
All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines. Amar Bose
military america community
My overall worldview has never changed: that America has and must maintain the strongest military in the world, that we must lead the international community to confront threats and challenges together, and that we must use all tools of American power to protect our citizens and our interests. Chuck Hagel
military boards gone
And this - this board was - was impanelled in 1951. And it's gone through ups and downs in how the secretaries have used it. But I have put a premium on that advisory board. Chuck Hagel
military moving air
There has to be a reason and objective (to air strikes). What does it do to move the effort down the road for a political conversation? Chuck Hagel
military commitment iraq
This current government in Iraq has never fulfilled the commitments it made to form a unity government with the Kurds, the Sunnis and the Shia. We have worked hard with them within the confines of our ability to do that but we can't dictate to them. Chuck Hagel