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We have one more step. We've been waiting for this game. We just have to realize this is it. Our season is going to be over by (next) Saturday, win or lose. We have to get our heads straight. Bethany Koch
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I like what I see. I think the league is heading in the proper direction. Deion Sanders
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The performance was stronger than the headline numbers suggest. It suggests that manufacturing is accelerating.
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