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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
thinking issues want
A bad author can take the most moral issue and make you want to just never, ever think about that moral issue. Azar Nafisi
thinking religion trying
Never try to discourage thinking, for you are sure to succeed. Bertrand Russell
thinking able taxation
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. Charles Kettering
thinking soul mind
When I look back, it saddens me to think that I was so hard on myself - when I was younger, I thought I had to look like everyone else, but I learned that beauty comes from how you feel about yourself. Once I started taking care of my mind, body, and soul, I realized that I didn't need to conform to what's "normal" and started to love myself. Demi Lovato
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. Demetri Martin
thinking blessing bed
I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start. Dale Evans
thinking organization white
The White Ribbon Foundation is organization I support. They're bringing awareness of violence against women and I think it's important in our society. Dustin Clare
thinking giving people
The worst things in history have happened when people stop thinking for themselves, especially when they allow themselves to be influenced by negative people. That's what gives rise to dictators. Avoid that at all costs. Stop it first on a personal level, and you will have contributed to world sanity as well as your own. Donald Trump
thinking giving wife
Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It's fantastic. They think she's absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech... And people get on her case.
looks mate swans
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life? 
looks needs sometimes
God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you? Tori Amos
looks hopeless married
Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married? Eric Braeden
looks fats young
I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty. John Dryden
looks clubs owners
You look like a diabetic strip club owner. Jim Norton
looks
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82. Bobby Heenan
looks comfortable
When you're comfortable with someone, you don't look for anyone else. Daniela Pestova
looks way lasts
As I look back on the last few decades of my life, I am struck by the good fortune that came my way. Daniel Nathans
looks lord
The Lord looks after drunks and Americans. Daniel Patrick Moynihan