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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
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When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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Salmon are in serious trouble. Regardless of the final outcome of this case, we remain steadfastly committed to our goal of recovery of these species. Terry Garcia
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It was a long match, ... Jerome played well as a team. Wood River committed a lot of unforced errors.
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Now, we've got a good group of juniors and seniors, and they seem to be committed to doing the right thing. Drew Pearson
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Next week will be very tense, full of sadness and recollections about Sept. 11 ... Prudent investors may not want to commit money until after we cross that date.
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He understands that this is a different kind of process, and he's committed to working through it. That doesn't necessarily mean he enjoys every part of it, or that he is taking anything for granted.
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One of the critical things he saw was not returning to isolationism. That, he said, would lead to disaster. Roosevelt was very much committed that the U.S. play a proper role in the U.N.
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I had two officers commit suicide because they were worried about their families,
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If I'm going to get out here and decide to do this again, I'd have to really commit to it. That's as far as I'm thinking about right now. Roger Clemens
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I did commit to Paul that I would be in touch with him next year before we reopen discussion,