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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
sarcasm extremely-funny form
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern
sarcasm gun thinking
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm magic trouble
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
sarcasm chaos
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
sarcasm long enough
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
sarcasm flattery form
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm past action
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
race earth praying
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. C. S. Lewis
race achievement silence
Inner silence is for our race a difficult achievement. There is a chattering part of the mind which continues, until it is corrected, to chatter on even in the holiest places.
race rats innocence
In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent! Bette Davis
race done winner
If at the end of a race you know yourself that you have done your best, you're a winner. Bill Bowerman
race may ends
The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century. Bertrand Russell
race traveller
European travellers find the Japanese a smiling race.
race humans ifs
How much good it would do if one could exterminate the human race.
race belief divine
Belief in a Divine mission is one of the many forms of certainty that have afflicted the human race.
race turned
We have a new coach, so we're still working on a lot of things. For our first race together, it turned out OK.