Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Moore

Is it meaningless to apologize? Never.

Bill Gross

I would admit Im an introvert. I dont know why introverts have to apologize.

Billy Carter

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Brene Brown

Talk about your failures without apologizing.

Artie Lange

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

Albert Einstein

I have to apologize to you that I am still among the living. There will be a remedy for this, however.

Edward Abbey

If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

Eliot Spitzer

To every New Yorker - and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for - I sincerely apologize.

Eliot Spitzer

I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.

Carl Sagan

If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves.

Becca Fitzpatrick

If I lose you, I lose everything

Becca Fitzpatrick

I'm yours, if you'll have me.

Darren Shan

It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world.

David Mitchell

If your words're true, they're armed.

David Sarnoff

Nobody can be a success if they don't love their work.

David Puttnam

If it's not true, don't say it; if it's not right, don't do it.

Catherine Booth

If we are to better the future we must disturb the present.

Alan Watts

For there is never anything but the present, and if one cannot live there, one cannot live anywhere.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.