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Amy Poehler Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.
hilarious hurt mean
Amy Poehler Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious feel-good kicks
Amy Poehler Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
hilarious peace humor
Dan Chaon A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
hilarious cooking kitchen
Rita Rudner I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
hilarious language
Simon Cowell I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.
hilarious men thinking
Tina Fey I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.
hilarious hard-work delusion
Tina Fey Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
believe soul done
Charles Dickens Nothing that we do, is done in vain. I believe, with all my soul, that we shall see triumph.
believe might impossible
Charles Soule This might seem impossible to believe, but some lawyers actually like lawyering.
believe years climate
Charles Sturt The year 1826 was remarkable for the commencement of one of those fearful droughts to which we have reason to believe the climate of New South Wales is periodically subject.
believe goal achieve
Charles Stanley Believing you can achieve a goal is vital to reaching a goal.
believe men christianity
Charles Spurgeon I would rather believe a limited atonement that is efficacious for all men for whom it was intended, than a universal atonement that is not efficacious for anybody, except the will of men be added to it.
believe criticism half
Charles Spurgeon Believe only half of the praise and half of the criticism.
believe christ said
Charles Spurgeon Faith is believing that Christ is what he is said to be, and that he will do what he has promised to do, and then to expect this of him.
believe men mad
Charles Spurgeon I met another man who considered himself perfect, but he was thoroughly mad; and I do not believe that any of the pretenders to perfection are better than good maniacs... for while a man has got a spark of reason left in him, he cannot, unless he is the most impudent of impostors, talk about being perfect.
believe atonement wide
Charles Spurgeon I do not believe in an atonement which is admirably wide, but fatally ineffectual.
fate bonus share
Akio Morita the company must not throw money away on huge bonuses for executives or other frivolities but must share its fate with the workers.
fate army hands
Chris Avellone When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
fate long care
China Mieville So long as it fated, fate didn't care what it fated.
fate rome would-be
Edward Gibbon [The] events by which the fate of nations is not materially changed, leave a faint impression on the page of history, and the patience of the reader would be exhausted by the repetition of the same hostilities [between Rome and Persia], undertaken without cause, prosecuted without glory, and terminated without effect.
fate unhappy might
Edward Gibbon Such was the unhappy condition of the Roman emperors, that, whatever might be their conduct, their fate was commonly the same. A life of pleasure or virtue, of severity or mildness, of indolence or glory, alike led to an untimely grave; and almost every reign is closed by the same disgusting repetition of treason and murder.
fate civilization mirth
Edith Wharton She was so evidently the victim of the civilization which had produced her, that the links of her bracelet seemed like manacles chaining her to her fate.
fate feelings spontaneity
Edith Wharton ...though she had not had the strength to shake off the spell that bound her to him she had lost all spontaneity of feeling, and seemed to herself to be passively awaiting a fate she could not avert.
fate destiny men
Edith Wharton There are moments when a man's imagination, so easily subdued to what it lives in, suddenly rises above its daily level and surveys the long windings of destiny.
fate champion suffering
David Hilbert Is mathematics doomed to suffer the same fate as other sciences that have split into separate branches?... Mathematics is, in my opinion, an indivisible whole... May the new century bring with it ingenious champions and many zealous and enthusiastic disciples.