Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
mistake watches made
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
who-i-am opinion share
I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
certainty-in-life trouble certainty
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
choices i-can
Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
trouble method ends
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
love hardship
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
resolution negotiation diplomacy
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
crazy
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?