Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
Ashleigh Brilliant quotes about
alliances conquer hoping-for-the-best
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
chocolate infinite easy
For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
brilliant opinion ifs
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
thanks computer states
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
life lying brilliant
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
depressing thinking feels
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
book people want
The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
lessons way
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
rely one-thing uncertainty
One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
education teaching giving
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
progress littles discouraging
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
prove stills i-can
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
names safety brotherhood
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
law long forgotten
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.