Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
winning games way
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
may way different
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
school class way
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
winning play way
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
want way unreasonable
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
want way what-you-want
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
lessons way
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.