Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
ifs i-can
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
progress helping
You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
men can-do
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
stars believe employment
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
stupidity expenses connecting
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
fall
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
faults recognition talent
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
winning games way
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
worry problem enough
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
acting influence human-nature
Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
running government world
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
universe
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
lying numbers records
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.