Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
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problem arise meetings
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
brilliant problem cant
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.
leave-me-alone neighbor leaving-me
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
suffering needs
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
may someday valuable
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
pain alive prove
One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.
imagination may imaginary
The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.
accepting abandon improving
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving
sex trouble reason
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
want
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
enjoy-life enjoy
You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips