Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
lying worry birth
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
lying numbers records
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
cheer worst felt
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
impossible sometimes embarrassing
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
may way different
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
people mind needs
Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.
want able done
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
would-be easier rejects
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
dying small-parts
Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
progress helping
You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
men differences interesting
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
men different well-known
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
competition conflict negotiation
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
men competition battle
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.