Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
pain love-you broke-up
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
life sarcastic wisdom
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
humorous power profound
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
want littles brilliant
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
statistics figures officials
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
funny life warning
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
sarcastic mind want
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
sarcastic together faults
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
appreciate grandfather want
I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.
depression responsibility mental-illness
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
art artist demand
The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.
motivational self long
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
love hardship
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.