Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
stupidity expenses connecting
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
skills needs attempting
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
struggle humanity records
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
ideas bad-ideas
You can never discard too many bad ideas.
laughing uncomfortable feels
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
self world firsts
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
competition faults blame
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
problem arise meetings
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
brilliant problem cant
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.
suffering needs
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
may someday valuable
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
pain alive prove
One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.
imagination may imaginary
The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.
want
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?