Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
Ashleigh Brilliant quotes about
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
laughing uncomfortable feels
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
self world firsts
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
indecisive committed
I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
book has-beens
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
should moved destroyed
Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
target
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
competition faults blame
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
coffee ifs
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
important age
The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
desperate enough conditions
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
faces tomorrow easier
It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.
past longing enough
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.