Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
disgusting
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
numbers increase has-beens
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
freedom-of-speech misunderstood speech
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
ifs i-can
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
sleep reality firsts
My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
men can-do
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
lunch together have-courage
We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
stars believe employment
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
stupidity expenses connecting
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
fall
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
skills needs attempting
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
struggle humanity records
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
ideas bad-ideas
You can never discard too many bad ideas.
laughing uncomfortable feels
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.