Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
sarcastic mind want
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
want littles brilliant
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
want
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
want maps ifs
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
appreciate grandfather want
I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.
confused want understood
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
book people want
The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.