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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny happening heard maybe night people saturday sort time
Saturday Night Live' has ceased to be funny. And for a long time... I've heard a lot of people say this... it's not just me...but that 'Saturday Night Live' is not sort of happening and maybe it's time for an alternative. Howard Stern
funny thank
I've nothing funny to say, but thank you, Julian Clary
funny
I see the show. I don't see anything funny about it. It's just me with my family, at home, Anderson Cooper
funny good stakes
Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who can make things funny in the moment, like in stakes or in circumstances or out of character. Matthew Lillard
funny thinking thoughts thoughts-and-thinking
Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings. Sidney Madwed
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny sketch whether
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly. Michael Showalter
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon.
dog door next people
People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous.
dog funds holding investors manager poor replaced satisfy simply themselves worth
A poor manager may have been replaced or a skilful manager may have simply had a poor short-term run. But investors need to satisfy themselves that any dog funds they own are worth holding onto.
dog looks nice
A nice birdbath looks good, but they'll use a dog bowl. They don't care.
dog father house lord mother people relations round shall
The mother shall sleep, the father shall sleep, the dog shall sleep, the lord of the house shall sleep! All her relations shall sleep, and these people round about shall sleep!
dog dogs good homes
A dog with two homes is never any good
dog human quicker room search
A dog can search quicker and more efficiently than a human can. They can do a room very quickly.
dog good insane playing rabbits walk watch
Actually, I would go insane in New York, so it is good I am where I am. We're in the country. If things get too tense, I can go for a walk with the dog or watch the rabbits playing in the field. David Allen
dog doors food knocked people putting
Some people have been putting out food for him. I've knocked on their doors and said, 'Is your dog here?' They say they don't have a dog. So why do they have dog food on their porch?
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humorous sarcasm science
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous sarcasm reason
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.
humor people trying
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
humor people york
The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? Elaine Stritch
humor problem satisfied surprise work
Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing. Kara Walker
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.
humorous should-have quirky
Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie