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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women people understanding
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Kerry Washington
women insult contraceptives
Contraceptives are an insult to womanhood. Mahatma Gandhi
women fearless shields
A fearless woman who knows that her purity is her best shield can never be dishonoured.
women motherhood quality
The duty of motherhood, which the vast majority of woman will always undertake, requires the qualities which men need not possess.
women realizing duty
The woman who knows and fulfils her duty realizes her dignified status.
women quality connections
Every physical quality admired by men in women is in direct connection with the manifold functions of women for the propagation of the species. James Joyce
women littles good-company
How a little love and good company improves a woman. George Farquhar
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want poverty world
But to the world no bugbear is so great, As want of figure and a small estate. Alexander Pope
want way cold
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too. Dr. Seuss
want able done
When I sit back in my rocking chair someday, I want to be able to say I've done it all. Dolly Parton
want senators
I don't want to be a senator. Deval Patrick
want kickboxing dialogue
I get to be in movies where it's mostly dialogue, and I want to be in something, that for me, feels like kickboxing. Derek Luke
want tough spots
As someone who grew up in tough circumstances, I know that being on public assistance is not a spot that anyone wants to be in. Dean Heller
want stuff forget
I wouldn't want to forget anything, even the weird stuff and the bad stuff. It makes you who you are. Amber Benson