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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
witty fun philosophy
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. Bipasha Basu
witty two remember
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Bill Watterson
witty tongue wit
Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great
witty real crime-novels
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. Denise Mina
witty men brain
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies. Benjamin Franklin
witty party two
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties Bob Hope
witty humorous blow
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. Bjarne Stroustrup
witty illustration stories
A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument. Chauncey Depew
witty
History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
order kind all-kinds
I did all kinds of things in order to earn a living. Alan Hovhaness
order goal support
I support public and private partnerships whenever appropriate in order to achieve our goal of a prosperous and vibrant downtown. Alan Autry
order differences actors
The difference between the actor and the painter is that the actor would buy somebody a knish in order to have them watch him act. Al Pacino
order giving balls
The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls.
order
Nothing is complete in itself but requires something outside itself in order to exist. Aiden Wilson Tozer
order giving trying
The reason why many are still troubled, still seeking, still making little forward progress is because they haven't yet come to the end of themselves. We're still trying to give orders, and interfering with God's work within us.
order tragedy important
This is the tragedy and woe of the hour--that we neglect the most important One who could possibly be in our midst--the Holy Spirit of God. Then, in order to make up for His absence, we have to do something to keep up our own spirits.
order play suffering
A lot of musicians aren't proud; they'll do other work, just to be able to play music. I guess that's the way it's always going to be - musicians will have to suffer to a certain degree in order to obtain their outlet. Chico Hamilton
order history earth
Antoninus diffused order and tranquility over the greatest part of the earth. His reign is marked by the rare advantage of furnishing very few materials for history; which is, indeed, little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. Edward Gibbon