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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
tongue lips bite-me
He tried to pull me against him, and I bit him on the lip. He licked his lip with the tip of his tongue. 'Did you just bite me? Becca Fitzpatrick
tongue doe flattery
He does me double wrong That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue. William Shakespeare
tongue narrators listeners
The eagerness of a listener quickens the tongue of a narrator. Charlotte Bronte
tongue good-things wells
Tongue; well that's a wery good thing when it an't a woman. Charles Dickens
tongue celts
A wounding tongue. I'm working on it. Perhaps its the Celt in me. Alan Rickman
tongue speak
I will speak with a straight tongue. Chief Joseph
tongue sun lips
Some words live in my throat breeding like adders. Others know sun seeking like gypsies over my tongue to explode through my lips Audre Lorde
tongue modesty duty
In the modesty of fearful duty, I read as much as from the rattling tongue of saucy and audacious eloquence. William Shakespeare
tongue suspicion ready
See what a ready tongue suspicion hath! William Shakespeare
ears sides
When you make documentaries or short films, you have to have eyes and ears in the back of your head and on the sides and all around you. I like that in my films. Bruce Weber
ears pin
We need to read our keys, pin our ears back and go get them. Maurice Jackson
ears engage eyes police
You just engage the residents to be the eyes and ears of the police department. Karen Holland
ears glad great knew material meet positives record time
It didn't meet all our ears that well because we were writing a new record and had great material and we knew it would take time away from that, but it's been so many positives that we are glad we did it. Ricky Phillips
ears work
I work on holidays. I work on birthdays. I work on New Year's. I work. I keep my ears to the streets. Juicy J
ears good listening
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. Frank Tyger
ears good
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you into trouble. Frank Tyger
ears hear loudly rings speakers-and-speaking
What you are doing rings so loudly in my ears that I can't hear what you're saying. Source Unknown
ears poor
He delivereth the poor in his affliction, and openeth their ears in oppression. Bible Bible