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horse absurdity
Any manwhose love of horses isstronger thanhis fear of being an absurdity is all right with me. Bill Vaughan
horse fun gun
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Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. Plutarch
horse thoughtful men
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horse time war
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horse crosses feels
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humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett