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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny goodbye pregnancy
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Dean Martin
funny thinking literature
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk
funny thinking play
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious. Christopher Walken
funny interesting watches
I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
funny people guy
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?
funny scary connections
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
funny thinking people
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.
funny war thinking
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. Christopher Meloni
mother lying lessons
Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know? Bristol Palin
mother abortion trying
You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green. Doug Stanhope
mother children believe
You can make children believe whatever you want, and the children of today are the soldiers and mothers of tomorrow. Dudley Nichols
mother party piano
Everybody in my neighborhood in the '40s, they played pianos. That's how people partied. They didn't try the TV, the radio was OK, records was cool, but when people wanted to party, they got around a piano. My mother played piano, my sister played. I've been around a lot of piano all my life. Dr. John
mother age fifteen
My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time. Dr. Dre
mother pot said
He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not. Dr. Seuss
mother men wife
The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother. Dorothy Fields
mother daughter reading
I hated to read. My mother could not get me to read. I'm going through the same thing with my daughter now. I love to read now, but I don't remember reading. Dorothy Hamill
mother father games
But it's also because of something personal. My mother and father met while playing chess, so I've always had a fondness for the game. If it weren't for chess, I might not be here. Dorothy Dunnett
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett