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thinking people want
I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. Bill Burr
thinking rocks names
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
thinking trying like-you
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
thinking comedian listen-to-me
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
thinking misery miserable
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
thinking people fans
I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.
thinking comedian want
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think in the old days with the studio system the performer was a bit of an afterthought. You can be a wildcard on the internet. But if you put something on the internet once it's out there it's out there for life.
thinking guy wow
When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' Bill Hicks
thinking perfect want
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."
misery interrupted
Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery. Carrie Vaughn
misery miserable
Misery is wasted on the miserable. Louis C. K.
misery memoir written
I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained. Caitlin Moran
misery distraction console
Distraction is the only thing that consoles us for miseries and yet it is itself the greatest of our miseries. Blaise Pascal
misery miserable-people miserable
We can never flee the misery that is within us. Arthur Golden
misery
You don't necessarily have to be in misery to be talented. Brooke Shields
misery ends mischief
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create. Dear Abbey
misery pain talk
I thought well, why not? At least we'll have someone to talk to if we have pain or misery or whatever. Someone that you're comfortable with makes a lot of difference.
misery
Put yourself out of your misery. Annie Dillard
miserable discontent
What is more miserable than discontent? William Shakespeare
miserable very-happy i-can
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Benny Hill
miserable
We're going to McDonald's. We had a miserable day.
miserable
But to appear happy when I am so miserable — Oh! who can require it? Jane Austen
miserable you-left-me dear
Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here. Al Yankovic
miserable homeless wit
I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable. Ben Okri
miserable made situation
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman. Brendan Behan
miserable poet
I knew that poets seemed to be miserable. Billy Collins
miserable tone
We set a miserable tone from the start.