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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor race people
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. Phil Keoghan
humor reserved has-beens
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Lana Turner
humor farce doe
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. John Ratzenberger
humor tears murder
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders. Martin Luther
doe may scar
Time may heal all wounds, but it does not erase the scars. Jane Yolen
doe too-much enough
When one does not love too much, one does not love enough. Blaise Pascal
doe add novel
The novel does not simply recount experience, it adds to experience. Elizabeth Bowen
doe mystery theater
One does not go to the theater to escape from himself, but to reestablish contact with the mystery that we all are. Alejandro Jodorowsky
doe knows
He who learns and learns and yet does not know what he knows, is one who plows and plows yet never sows. Alfred Korzybski
doe
Time does not exist - we invented it Albert Einstein
doe sin repentance
A calamity does not descend except due to a sin and it is not lifted except with repentance. Ali ibn Abi Talib
doe newspapers immunity
Owning a newspaper does not confer immunity. Alexander Lebedev
doe needs dread
He that has his trust set upon God does not need to dread anything except the weakening or the paralyzing of that trust. Alexander MacLaren