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hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious machines my-favorite
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
hilarious stars school
If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted. Mindy Kaling
hilarious england needs
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Matt Groening
hilarious believe vampire
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. Matt Groening
hilarious silly men
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. Milton Berle
hilarious book library
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. Milton Berle
hilarious dream love-yourself
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali
gratitude giving pardon
God give you pardon from gratitude and other mild forms of servitude. Robert Creeley
gratitude mistake focus
...for we are all amateurs at life, but if we do not focus too much on our mistakes, a miraculous picture emerges. And we learn that it's not the beauty of the image that warrants our gratitude--it's the chance to paint. Richard Paul Evans
gratitude appreciate mind
The power of duly appreciating little things belongs to a great mind... Richard Whately
gratitude special mercy
Special mercy arouses more gratitude than universal mercy. Richard Baxter
gratitude eye writing
You have the greatest soul, the noblest nature, the sweetest, most loving heart I have ever known, and my love, my reverence, my admiration for you, you have increased in one evening as I should have thought only a lifetime of intimate, loving association could have increased them. You are more wonderful and lovely in my eyes than you ever were before; and my pride and joy and gratitude that you should love me with such a perfect love are beyond all expression, except in some great poem which I cannot write. Woodrow Wilson
gratitude money men
All men feel a habitual gratitude, and something of an honorable bigotry, for the objects which have long continued to please them. William Wordsworth
gratitude safety liberty
Our Nation owes a lasting debt of gratitude to all those selfless members of our Armed Forces who have risked their own freedom and safety to defend the the lives and liberty of others. William J. Clinton
gratitude grateful fall
Both abundance and lack exist simultaneously in our lives, as parallel realities. It is always our conscious choice which secret garden we will tend... when we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives but are grateful for the abundance that's present - love, health, family, friends, work, the joys of nature and personal pursuits that bring us pleasure - the wasteland of illusion falls away and we experience Heaven on earth. Sarah Ban Breathnach
gratitude neglected
[The] act of gratitude is nowadays is probably more often neglected than overdone. William F. Buckley, Jr.
picnics depth unemployment
The 24% unemployment reached at the depths of the Great Depression was no picnic. Barry Eichengreen
picnics life-is examined-life
The examined life is no picnic. Robert Fulghum