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hilarious gratitude picnics
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan
hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious pipes ran
wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)? Preston Sturges
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious people favors
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? Benny Hill
hilarious struggle cupcakes
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. Bob Thaves
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
pipes pressure
Pressure busts pipes -- but it can also make a diamond. I'm a diamond. Troy Smith
pipes product ready
There are refineries that are not ready to take the product at the end of the pipe. So it's not just the pipes that's the problem, it's everything at the end of the pipe also.
rant
So much of 'Fight Club' was a rant against fathers. Chuck Palahniuk
ran special
That was a special play I have for him. We ran it for him and he was open.
range wide
We have always done a very wide range of plays. David Jones
ran
Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My mother.
ran spark
I was tired. I just ran that kickoff back, and I was tired. I got to the 30-yard line, and I had no more in me. It was a big play to spark the team.
ran swamped yesterday
Yesterday we were swamped before we ran out of gas,
ran steam
Unfortunately they ran out of steam a little bit.
ran team
We were just overmatched. We ran into a team that was just better than us. Shawn Springs
rang
I was at the game, but he never rang me. Sam Allardyce