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Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
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At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
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Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
funny mothers-day mom
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
funny errors precision
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
past years prison-population
The Federal prison population has increased more than 7-fold over the past 20 years. Bobby Scott
past destiny thinking
Most of society thinks that biography is destiny, that the past equals the future, and of course it does if you live there...but what we really have to remind ourselves is that decision is the ultimate power. Tony Robbins
past imagination vision
Your imagination is ten times more potent than your willpower. Unleashed, it provides a sense of certainty and tenacious vision that goes far beyond any limitation of the past.
past doe letting-go-and-moving-on
Everybody's got a past. The past does not equal the future unless you live there.
past want
The past is a place you can learn from, not a place you want to live.
past years people
If we want to contrast what we have done in the past few years on delivery with what the right hon. and learned Gentleman delivered, let us remember the interest rates at 10 per cent. to 15 per cent., the 1.5 million fewer people in work, the boom and the bust and the borrowing at 8 per cent. Tony Blair
past political over-the-past
One of the things that I've been doing over the past few years is reevaluating my own powers of political analysis.
past term foreign-policy
You don't have to keep looking at the future foreign policy in terms, simply, of the past.
past gone forgotten
There is only the here and now. The past is gone, forgotten. Tom Robinson