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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
funny fitness book
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
funny inspiring girly
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
funny zoos concrete-jungle
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
running art way
the way to create art is to burn and destroy ordinary concepts and to substitute them with new truths that run down from the top of the head and out of the heart Charles Bukowski
running struggle simple
Running unites us and brings us together because, in the words of the great Bill Rogers, "We sweat the same. We struggle the same." Running is a simple, primitive act, and therein lays its power. for it is one of the few commonalities left between us as a human race. Toeing the starting line of a marathon, regardless of the language you speak, the God you worship or the color of your skin, we all stand as equal. Perhaps the world would be a better place if more people ran. Dean Karnazes
running giving-up distance
I wasn't born with any innate talent. I've never been naturally gifted at anything. I always had to work at it. The only way I knew how to succeed was to try harder than anyone else. Dogged persistence is what got me through life. But here was something I was half-decent at. Being able to run great distances was the one thing I could offer the world. Others might be faster, but I could go longer. My strongest quality is that I never give up.
running distance break-even
They say the breaks even up in the long run, and the trick is to be a long-distance runner. Chuck Knox
running shoes pace
We've created an unnatural form of running. It's not just the shoes, but we run on artificial surfaces - straight ahead, hard and steady - instead of speeding up and slowing down, reacting to the terrain with changes of pace and rhythm. Christopher McDougall
running born-to-run born
We were born to run; we were born because we run.
running fun persistence
Were designed for persistence hunting, which is a mix of running and walking. Whats built into that kind of running is a sense of pleasure. You are designed and built and perfect for this activity, and it should be enjoyable and fun.
running built
Everyone is built for running.
running get-better alive
We wouldn't be alive without love we wouldn't have survived without running maybe we shouldn't be surprised that getting better at one could make you better at the other.
sex thinking humanity
Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies that God and the devil must have collaborated on the creation of humanity, God working above the belly button and the Devil below. Robert Anton Wilson
sex down-and broke
He loved her, free parts and labor. But she broke down and died. Rickie Lee Jones
sex night clean
Love will wash you clean in the nights disgrace.
sex funny-sex
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. Richard Lewis
sex phones ears
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection....
sex commodity
sex is a commodity just like anything else. Sydney Biddle Barrows
sex successful race
Money is a topic that touches all races, all religions, all sexes, all ages, all tax brackets. It's a universal language that truly has been held up to us in society as a thing that determines whether we are successful, worthy, whether we have contributed something to life or not. Suze Orman
sex women fake
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
sex pleasure form
The most refined form of sexual attractiveness - as well as the most refined form of sexual pleasure - consists in going against the grain of one's sex. Susan Sontag