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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
funny fitness book
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
funny inspiring girly
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
funny zoos concrete-jungle
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
inspiring tired today
When I'm tired, I rest. I say, 'I can't be a superwoman today.' Jada Pinkett Smith
inspiring strong-women dog
If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going. Jackie Joyner-Kersee
inspiring food ayurveda
Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food. Hippocrates
inspiring strong-women empowerment
Take criticism seriously, but not personally. If there is truth or merit in the criticism, try to learn from it. Otherwise, let it roll right off you. Hillary Clinton
inspiring business life-changing
One finds limits by pushing them. Herbert Simon
inspiring fear simple
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions. F. Scott Fitzgerald
inspiring memories want
I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.
inspiring dream teacher
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. Eugene Ionesco
inspiring literature answers
The shortest answer is doing the thing. Ernest Hemingway