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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. Adam Carolla
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. Adam Carolla
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Adam Carolla
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. Adam Carolla
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. Adam Carolla
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. Adam Carolla
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Adam Carolla
music lovers my-family
The music was my friend, my lover, my family. Maya Angelou
music morning exercise
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. Herb Alpert
music-industry industry knows
But anyone who knows anything about the music industry knows it's not only about the music. Isaac Hanson
music works
I publish my own music. I'm creating my own songbook. It works that way for me; I'm very independent. David Friedman
music whatever
I'm just kind of a music junkie. Whatever I'm doing at the moment is my favorite. Jim Foglesong
music
In 1955 music wasn't that important. Music was a kind of a special thing you went and did. Jerry Hunt
music
I'm not a musician making words to go with my music. John Trudell
music
I like listening to music and driving. How do you say... It's the only way I can 'chillax.' Lapo Elkann
music creating
To keep creating you have to be about change. Miles Davis
wisdom true-life life-is
We live on the brink of disaster because we do not know how to let life alone. We do not respect the living and fruitful contradictions and paradoxes of which true life is full. Thomas Merton
wisdom prayer inspired
The only thing to seek in contemplative prayer is God; and we seek Him successfully when we realize that we cannot find Him unless He shows Himself to us, and yet at the same time that He would not have inspired us to seek Him unless we had already found Him. Thomas Merton
wisdom islamic people
He taught people with his best way. He showed his beauty. He was all good so peace be on him and his family. Saadi
wisdom rain limitless
Wisdom is like the rain. Its source is limitless, but it comes down according to the season. Rumi
wisdom islamic able
Innumerable changes of moods are yours, and they are uncontrolled by you. If you knew their origin, you would be able to dominate them. If you cannot localize your own changes, how can you localize that which formed you? Rumi
wisdom looks pearls
Whatever pearl you seek, look for the pearl within the pearl! Rumi
wisdom islamic men
Botha swimmer and a drowned man are in the water; the latter is borne by the water and controlled by it, while the swimmer is borne along by his own power and of his own volition. Every movement made by the drowned man - indeed, every act and word that issue from him - comes from the water, not from him... The saints are like this. They have died before death. Rumi
wisdom real islamic
Say Bismillah, In the name of God, as the shaykh does with a knife when he offers an animal. Bismillah your old self to find your real name. - Jalaluddin al Rumi
wisdom islamic ifs-and
The proposition that Muslims are welcome in Britain if, and only if, they stop behaving like Muslims is a doctrine which is incompatible with the principles that guide a free society. Roy Hattersley