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Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
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England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
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English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
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The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
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One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
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Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
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Me being an actor was an accident, and not something I wanted to do, because I knew what happened eventually. Yeah, maybe you'd get famous, but then you wouldn't be famous anymore. Then you'd have to scramble to get back to where you were, and chances are, you wouldn't. Carrie Fisher
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Actors may know how to act, but a lot of them don't know how to behave. Carrie Fisher
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I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working. Ashton Kutcher
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I understand that anything actors are doing, good or bad, is motivated by fear. Baz Luhrmann
actors magazines actresses
When Shana Alexander interviewed me for Life magazine in 1952, she gave up after 4,000. At one time or another, I've worked for every studio in Hollywood, for almost every director with most of the actors and actresses. David Sharp
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The greatest all-around American film actor is James Stewart. David Denby
actors roles retiring
Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles. David Niven
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T.V.s weird because its both the greatest gig as an actor potentially because it can be all this work for all this time, but there are so many question marks at every stage of the process. Caitlin Fitzgerald
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Having secured my Indian actors, I started for Baltimore, where I organized my combination, and which was the largest troupe I had yet had on the road. Buffalo Bill
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The 9/11 strikes left an indelible impact on our minds, but in relative terms, the scale of casualties actually wasn't all that high. Steven Pinker
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My personal style falls between casual cool and meticulous slob. I'm most comfortable in jeans, but I love fashion. Reid Scott
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We have to learn from these mistakes so that we do better to minimize the number of casualties to win this thing, ... It's the lack of any introspection that I find to be very troubling. Evan Bayh
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With the time compression we have in the world, people are interested ... in fitness facilities for casual use and paths in parks. Carol Anderson
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Most of the casualties occurred as factory gates were locked (from the outside). Tipu Munshi
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You keep that in the back of your mind, but at the same time it's something you can't worry about as long as you prepare yourself properly every day, and the team does a great job of doing that. We're doing everything we can. It's just a casualty of hockey. David LeNeveu
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We have not seen and continue to not to see casual transmission in our cases. It is perfectly safe to walk down the street in Toronto. James Young
casual continue perfectly safe seen street walk
We have not seen and continue not to see casual transmission in our cases. It is perfectly safe to walk down the street in Toronto. James Young
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I think primarily we've left our doors unlocked because it never occurred to us, generally, that this would happen. We live a rather casual life out here -- rather too casual. Andrew Smith