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christmas light rooms
Christmas is God lighting a candle; and you don't light a candle in a room that's already full of sunlight. You light a candle in a room that's so murky that the candle, when lit, reveals just how bad things really are. N. T. Wright
christmas expect growth last
Growth has been tremendous. We expect to do about 20 times what we did last Christmas this Christmas. Toby Lenk
family nightmare
the proceedings have been a nightmare for my family Michael Jackson
family children writing
It seems to me that since I've had children, I've grown richer and deeper. They may have slowed down my writing for a while, but when I did write, I had more of a self to speak from. Anne Tyler
family sex disappointment
I know that family life in America is a minefield, an economic trap for women, a study in disappointment for both sexes. Anne Roiphe
family men wife
I am a wife-made man. Danny Kaye
family names carrying-on
It is awesome to feel you are carrying on the family name. Daniel Day-Lewis
family confucianism teach
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family. Confucius
family daughter father
DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters. Ambrose Bierce
family men care
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own. Ambrose Bierce
family mothers-day mom
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce
funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. Adam Carolla
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. Adam Carolla
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Adam Carolla
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. Adam Carolla
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. Adam Carolla
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. Adam Carolla
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Adam Carolla
house pancakes firsts
Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake. Amy Poehler
house trying ghost
Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold. Nora Roberts
house want bars
But there's certainly only one thing I could never agree with George Galloway on. He's a teetotaller and wants to close all the bars in the House of Commons. That is just not on. Nigel Farage
house different
I like being New Orleans. Different aspects. You have the lake house. You have a huge, almost plantation-style house, so I like the different elements of the city and what the city has to offer and putting it on the screen. Morris Chestnut
house matter strange
I love wearing trackies to lounge around the house in and the strange thing is, it doesn’t matter how many new ones I get I still tend to feel most comfortable in my old ones. Miranda Kerr
house painting kind
I grew up doing some landscaping and painting houses and that kind of thing. Miles Teller
house cider england
For Cider House Rules, I was doing a New England accent. Michael Caine
house hollywood film
I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific. Michael Caine
house tents
I'd rather be in a tent than in a house. Mary Leakey
love friendship happiness
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. Sydney Smith
love
I'm finally OK with the idea of who I love, who I want to be with. Sheryl Swoopes
love religious powerful
The Truth that is to be Realized may be summarized simply as the Realization that no matter what is arising, no matter how many others are present, there is only One Being. This is precisely different from the childish but common religious notion that even when you are alone there is always Someone Else present, Who will look out for you if you do the right thing. True freedom is not a matter of striking a deal with an All-Powerful Parental Deity; no such God exists. True freedom is in the Realization that there is only God and You are That One. Author unknown
love pain stubborn suffer wearing
Through their stubborn mindedness, and by wearing their disguises, they are deluded, they suffer in pain from the love of duality. O. Singh
love
You have to play by feel and I love that, Rich Beem
love moved save
You have to love it before you are moved to save it. Sylvia Earle
love share
The one thing they share is a love of animals. Cynde Frankel
love
When you love somebody and they die young and you are young, too, it is very hard. Daniel Barenboim
love sweet watching
We all love Steve. It was sweet watching him do his thing. Nate Longshore