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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
wants
What mankind wants is not talent; it is purpose. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
wants
I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage. Don Rickles
want united
We do not want to merely “see” beauty. We want to be united with it, to receive it into ourselves, to become part of it. C. S. Lewis
want able assuming
I can only assume that there’s only one thing more frustrating than not being able to find someone, and that’s not being found. I would want someone to find me, more than anything. Cecelia Ahern
want looks relevant
If you always want to look relevant, just be CGI-prepared. Carrie Brownstein
want littles fit
And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating. Carrie Fisher
want victim
I don't want to be a victim. Carrie Fisher
want looking-good happy-person
Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person. Carrie Fisher
want
Life just wants to be; but it doesn't want to be much. Bill Bryson
might
Very wonderful books might be published, and very terrible books might be published. Victoria Strauss
might special
That was something that might not have been as special to him as it was to all of us, he's not that kind of guy. He's about the team, that's what makes him so unique. Herman Edwards
might trouble
Most communities will not have any trouble by 2008, but 2013 might be a little tougher. Brad Johnson
might
might not be an appropriate place for him to stay. Thomas Reid
might
Might be guilty' isn't enough. 'Possibly guilty' isn't enough. 'Probably guilty' isn't enough. Chuck Smith
might opponent plays side wait
Who might or might not be my opponent on the other side of the aisle, I'll just wait and see how it plays out, Eliot Spitzer
might understand wall ways
who might not understand the ways of Wall Street. Eliot Spitzer
might
who might not like what we have to say. Kweisi Mfume
might
Who knows? You don't know who you might draw. Chris Morrison