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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous states steady
The steady state of disks is full. Ken Thompson
humorous ophelia thee
But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go! Mark Twain
humorous heart compassion
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want Desmond Dekker
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want needs internet
The public don't want to authorize the internet to become a battleground. We need to do everything we can as a society to keep that a neutral zone, to keep that an economic zone that can reflect our values, both politically, socially, and economically. Edward Snowden
wanted
I'm living what I always wanted to do. Bruce Boxleitner
want knows
I'm not a diva. I know what I like and I know what I want. Britney Spears