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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Jennifer Jones
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want Desmond Dekker
want scripture praying
If you want to talk to God, pray. If you want him to talk to you, read your scriptures. Richard G. Scott
want use condom
but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway. Bret Easton Ellis
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I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that. Chris Evans
want accents fascinating
You can learn any accent you want. It's a fascinating thing. Diane Kruger