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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
want extraordinary-life extraordinary
Everyone wants to lead an extraordinary life. Augustus
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want knows
You dont know someone until you know what they want. Brad Pitt
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want
want arms robots
You don't want to stand too close to a robot arm; it can turn your head to mush. Daniel H. Wilson
want matter
You're right . . . you can't go back. No matter how much you want to, you never can Elizabeth Scott