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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny passengers
We do not own this place, we are just passengers Robert Redford
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(Brittany) is real funny, loud and outgoing. She can make you laugh to get you in a good mood for your matches. She loosens up, jokes around and makes everyone ready to go. Mallory Voelker
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Before, it was more big-brother type stuff. Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.
funny hours nfl phone playing spent type
Before, it was more big-brother type stuff, ... Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous dying legs
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously. Mike Harding
humorous thinking want
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous. Haruki Murakami
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Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of them are lost. Dave Barry
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want needs internet
The public don't want to authorize the internet to become a battleground. We need to do everything we can as a society to keep that a neutral zone, to keep that an economic zone that can reflect our values, both politically, socially, and economically. Edward Snowden
wanted
I'm living what I always wanted to do. Bruce Boxleitner
want knows
I'm not a diva. I know what I like and I know what I want. Britney Spears